Prepare to be robbed, America, because the hedge funds are coming. The federal plan to rid banks of their so-called “toxic assets” appears to be turning into an opportunity to transfer hundreds of billions of dollars risk-free into the pockets of hedge fund investors armed with sophisticated new software. It is a scam, a con on American taxpayers.
The toxic assets in question are, for the most part, mortgage securities created and sold during the recent housing bubble. For banks to survive — and we’ve been told over and over again by Republican and Democratic administrations alike that it is absolutely vital that at least the big banks survive — they have to be relieved of these mortgage securities that would appear to have little or no value right now but will perhaps have some value over time.
The way U.S. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner proposes this to happen is through a public-private partnership in which hedge funds will buy the bad paper with the government both financing the deal and limiting total hedge fund risk. This plan was initially intended to be limited to half a dozen huge funds but has recently been expanded following claims of favoritism. Now a broader spectrum of financial operators will be allowed to rape us.
The mechanism as explained by the government is simple: hedge funds will competitively bid on pools of mortgages. The funds will put 15 percent down with the rest of the purchase price being financed by the government. If deals go sour the funds have to absorb as losses only their down payment, with the rest of the loss being picked-up by the Treasury. If the assets are ultimately sold for a profit, some of that profit will go to the government but most will stay with the hedge fund. The model as usually described has assets being bought at 60-70 percent of their face value and sold for 80-90 percent as the housing market recovers.
Only that’s not the way it will actually work.
At the heart of this con is a lie and a feint. The lie is that the buyers have no way of knowing the quality of the assets they are buying. Throw an average of 10,000 mortgages together in a bond and who can calculate the individual value of all those mortgages or, indeed, the total value of the bond?
The hedge funds can.
It isn’t that hard to do, really, and is getting easier by the day.
The feint is that the hedge funds are going to try to buy only the most valuable assets — ones that aren’t toxic at all. Everyone knows such assets are in there - good mortgages hidden among the bad. Indeed most mortgages AREN’T bad, but everyone pretends there is no way to find find just the good ones.
The assets up for auction are mainly bonds called Collateralized Mortgage Obligations or CMOs. These are created by pulling together a huge pile of mortgages about $100 million high and chopping that debt into various classes of principle, interest and risk amounting typically to 4-5 different types of bonds sold to institutional investors. CMOs are derivative securities, many of which are protected by Credit Default Swaps (CDS’s), another class of derivative securities sold usually to insurance companies like AIG. The $184 billion-and-growing given to AIG to keep it afloat was to cover bad bets on CDS’s, remember, because the CMOs were going down in price, homeowners were defaulting in high numbers and still are.
One thing important to remember about CMOs is that, as the banks continually explain, they are so complex and so dispersed that there is no way to put them back together again prior to maturity. Can’t be done.
And since politicians are particularly stupid when it comes to math (being only able to understand negative numbers, it seems), they buy this argument, which is supported to some extent by experts at the Treasury and the Federal Reserve whom I think, frankly, identify maybe a little too closely with the bankers.
The fact is that Wall Street has all the time had the ability to put those CMOs back together again, just like Dorothy was able to return to Kansas. Computers are very good at keeping track of deals like CMOs and they have to because – contrary to what the bankers and brokers tell us — CMO’s are put back together all the time. This happens every time a mortgage is retired either through the sale of a house or a refinancing.
CMO’s were invented in 1973. That date stems from the arrival of several market conditions, one of which was having the available technology to both create CMO’s — to tear apart and securitize the mortgage pools — AND TO KEEP TRACK OF ALL THE DISPERSED BITS FOR REPAYMENT. If we could do it in 1973 we can do it EASILY today and the fact that we are continually told it is difficult or impossible might represent ignorance, institutional inertia, or someone not really wanting to try, but I think they’re just lying.
Think about it: you’ve sold your house, the mortgage is gone (repaid), so the CMO, which is where the mortgage debt obligation actually lies, has to have been repaid, too — every little bitty piece of it, held in different proportions by at least four different bondholders. And as long as there have been CMOs it has been thus.
The funny part is that what is supposed to be impossible happens so easily and so often. A typical CMO deal involves about 10,000 mortgages, the bank knows the shelf life of those loans is three years, which means they get paid off or adjusted after the first year at about 5,000 loans-per-year or around 15 loans-per-day. So the CMO that was so dense as to be indecipherable is actually deciphered 15 times per day after the first year.
It takes time and effort on the part of mortgage servicers to figure out CMO’s and it costs them money, too. That’s one reason why they want a pre-payment penalty if you pay off your mortgage in the first year.
Here’s what the hedge funds are going to TRY to do. Despite their claims that CMOs are indecipherable they are going to try to buy just the good mortgages from inside the 10,000 in a given CMO. I can’t wait to hear how they explain this one. It’s a gutsy move and might not succeed, but if it does — and the hedge funds basically have nothing to risk by trying — it will create the greatest transfer of wealth from the middle class to the rich in American history.
Don’t be surprised, then, if Secretary Geithner, in his next explanation of how these sales are going to take place, doesn’t put a little English on his pitch and allow that CMOs are going to be somehow “restructured” then sold. “Restructuring” means the good mortgages will be plucked out and sold to the hedge funds and the bad mortgages will be left behind to be disposed-of at taxpayer expense by another entity called a Bad Bank.
The way the hedge funds are able to tell which mortgages are the good ones is through the use of compliance software from companies like Questsoft Inc. of Laguna Hills, CA. Questsoft and its competitors make software normally intended for lenders to use before making a loan to verify information provided by the borrower. Using public and private databases such software can effectively fact-check a mortgage application in seconds, fighting mortgage fraud. But according to Questsoft CEO Leonard Ryan, sitting next to me last month on a panel about mortgage technology, many of his new customers aren’t lenders at all but “hedge funds trying to pick and choose the assets they buy under TARP.”
Software from vendors like Questsoft can find “all the needles in all the haystacks,” according to Ryan, allowing prospective purchasers to have the complete picture of what they’ll be buying that is supposed to be impossible to draw.
We could all complain about this, of course, and Secretary Geithner might back down and not allow CMO restructuring after all. That would make things a little better, but not a lot. because it would only turn the hedge funds from pickers-and-choosers into the mortgage equivalent of blackjack card counters. Using the same software they can get a picture of the total value of a CMO — the aggregate value and risk in those 10,000 mortgages — and easily figure out which CMO issues are more valuable than the others. The hedge funds will know then which bonds to bid on and exactly how much to bid.
Knowing exactly how much to bid on which baskets of securities among thousands means the hedge funds will have almost no risk at all despite the fact that the government is “protecting” them from, well, nothing.
It’s heads they win, tails we lose.
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